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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is “to go.”

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will “swipe your grub.”

4. Name your dog “Dog.”

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”

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Today’s fortune:
If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted

there is a KID in this video… a friend of mine said, hez my alterego… is he???

this is by far the craziest and insanely funny greeting card ever…

visit it at hallmark here

this one dosen’t stay behind it says u r CUTE…

this one says smile test…

this one is hello friend…

this is for u to feel better

shall i say congrats…

one for feeling soo sorry…

and you are nice

and i miss you…

and the final one to just say HAIII…   and the out takes of HI

as sent to me by a friend of mine…

as sent to me by a friend of mine…