malyaali…
as sent to me by a friend of mine…
1) Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don’t werk hard? Kerala…!!!
2) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala? Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.
3) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
4) Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff? To yearn meney.
5) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire? He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
6) Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome? Because he wanted to hear pope music.
7) What is Malayali management graduate called? Yem Bee Yae.
8) Why did his wife divorce him? Because he was louwing another woman.
9) Who found out that? His aandy.
Wednesday 20 Sep 2006 | mastmallu | random crap, places, humour, people